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Saturday, 18 October 2025

North American Station - shipyards and scales

 Well, winter quarters has arrived with the light failing before 18h in the metro 'FLW HQ'.  The coming campaign is a typically Wellsian imaginary scenario, set around the coastal waters of Nova Scotia.  It will be played with Edwardian style toy ships, and proper toys soldiers. 

Naval wargaming has always held a great fascination for me, and there are many different scales available.  For FLW, it is sadly impossible to go for 1/32 with ships, so a compromise has been to use a rough 28mm scale - for the figures. Even in this scale the ships would be impossibly long, so our dear friend TG came up with 'comic scale' - which gives all the attributes of the vessel type but in a stylised way.  This style really suits pre dreadnoughts and monitors &c.

As it is winter quarters, here is one of the Edwardian style ships at the yard.  It will be (roughly) the light cruiser HMCS Rainbow, of the new Canadian naval service ...


The model will require two funnels, and a pointed bow - and two main deck guns.

To begin, a suitable shape is required;


The hull will be formed from a wooden container, with an art board base to give that light cruiser ram bow.


Plastic card is now added to make the hull shape.



Deck and bridge structures are added.  The paint scheme will be a wartime dark grey - and this adds to the period feel of some ships in the Victorian/Edwardian white and buff and others in grey.  The Torpedo boats are always black.







Thursday, 9 October 2025

The North American Campaign 190? - the Great White Fleet v Britannia

 



Readers of Funny Little Wars and Garden Campaigns will be well aware that there has always been a 'naval' component to the garden game.  This fascination with pre-dreadnoughts began for me in the 1970's - with 1/1200 scale models and the discovery of the Fred T Jane naval wargame, which is the contemporary game to HG's Little Wars.


This aspect of FLW really took off in 2003 when I played 'Baltic Battles' with the naval wargames writer, Ken Fisher.  Most appropriately these early games were played in Dover Castle.  The imaginary 'Herring War' series of battles took this concept into the garden, with 28mm ships, tarpaulin seas, 1/32 forts and a fusion of rules that included FT Jane's, Ken Fisher's and the lovely Boilers and Breechloaders system from Patrick Wilson - the first publisher of FLW.

The games then moved to the Spanish American War and the Russo Japanese War. 

This 'winter quarters' will be dedicated to a FLW naval campaign based in North America in 190?   It will be feature a fascinating connection between FT Jane and Canada, the Great White Fleet of Teddy Roosevelt and it may lead to the publication of 'Funny Little Fleets' - if everything goes to plan ...





Thursday, 11 September 2025

The Armstrong Cannon in North America

 A Victorian siege game has to feature the remarkable Armstrong cannon.  The Victorian giant, Sir William Armstrong of Elswick, developed this new type of cannon in the 1850's. It would be prove to be an iconic cannon of the era, and I have enjoyed finding them in all sorts of places ...

like here, on the Citadel of Quebec City, last year.







And here in the garden, during the recent siege game.



And this was an interesting find.  The United States Navy sailor and artist, David McNeely Stauffer, serving on the Mississippi in 1864 imagined the Armstrong gun to be like this.   His imagination of the British uniforms is rather charming ... 

the new 600 Pdr English Armstrong Gun, 'Big Will'



Was the artist worried that the Confederates would get one?

"A Monster Gun: Trial of Sir William Armstrong's six-hundred pounder," 
New York Times, December 5, 1863, p. 1. 

Sir William Armstrong tested for the first time his new 600 pounder cannon on the English coast at Shoeburyness.  The twenty-two ton weapon was designed to fire a 13.2 inch shell over a distance of  six miles. During the test, the range was set at around 4000 yards and the giant cannon, served by twenty men, performed well, firing both shot and shell.  











Sunday, 24 August 2025

On campaign - retrospective

 


This little garden campaign came to life by accident.  Looking at the Paris Commune papers of William (Crimean) Simpson in a private archive in London I came across his photographs of the sapping and mining exercises at Chatham.  A little research followed, and this campaign seemed to be the perfect Wellsian way to open the new season.  

It was also a truly Shandean way to begin, with a siege.  The game used 120 + toy soldiers, 10 cannons and mortars and the Congreve rocket - in a rather small walled garden.  

The Victorian theme will hopefully continue ... 







SIEGE OPERATIONS AT CHATHAM.
The Tasmanian Times (Hobart Town, Tasmania) Friday 21 October 1870 

Some interesting siege operations, in which both
volunteers and soldiers of the line took part, were
carried out at Chatham on the 1st inst, says the Daily
News. Reviews and inspections, and ordinary field
movements are no unusual sights to a Chatham
crowd, but the peculiarity of yesterday's proceeding
caused larger masses of spectators than are generally
to be seen to distribute themselves along the most
favourable positions on the broad eminence known
as The Lines.

The event was in celebration
of the visit of some Engineer Volunteer Corps to
the Government School of Military Engineering.
The Volunteer Engineers were conveyed
by special train from London early in the morning,
and at the station they were met by Colonel
Lennox, V.C, and Captain Marindin, R.E., Brigade
Major. The corps were the 1st Middlesex, under
Lieut,-Colonel M'Leod ;the 2nd Tower Hamlets,
under Lieut.-Colonel Comyn ; the 1st Hampshire,
under Capt. Buchan ; and the 1st London, under
Lieut.-Colman. Our Engineer regiments, as is
well known, are but aa infinitesimal proportion of
the country's great Volunteer army, but though
deficient in numerical strength the men of the corps
represented at Chatham—as many a military man
acknowledged—were quite np to the mark in
appearance and efficiency. On their arrival they
marched along the military road and through the
Chatham Barrack, to the Brompton Barracks pre
ceded by the bands of the Royal Engineers and the
Royal Marine Light Infantry, and followed by crowds
of civilians. 


Later in the
afternoon the volunteers and the garrison men 
combined in the attack and defence of the works of
Chatham. The troops paraded in working rather
than holiday costume, that is to say—officers, patrol
jackets and forage caps; men, tunics and forage caps.
The operations were regulated by the Major—General
commanding from the top of St. Mary's Barracks
by flag signals. The garrison forces were the
Welsh Fosiliers and Royal engineers, under the
command of Colonel Louis. There were two
columns of attack—the left under Colonel Adair,
and the right nnder Colonel Rickman; the duty
of the former being to assault Prince Henry's bastion
and the latter the Giilingham face. The while of
the attacking force was under the orders of Colonel
Lennox. The assault on Prince Henry's bastion
was the first, and to the general spectator
most intelligible and therefore interesting operation
of the day. The columnar assault consisted of the
covering party (1st Middlesex Engineers), sappers
with tools, two divisions of ladders, and the advance,
main body, and reserve of the storming party. The
treonh they had to force was of immense depth and
width, and required some smart work on the part of
the men who had the management of the scaling
ladders. At first the firing over the garrison parapet
drove back the attacking party, but. backed by
a battery of artillery, and assisted by distant aids,
the heights were victoriously carried. To effect this
success the men vent through the numerous movements
that represent the scaling of high walls
and steep embankments, carrying their heavy
ladders with them in retreat and advance. 

The hot
firing on both sides, the flying about of hand
grenades, the appearance of officers, sword in hand,
leading their men into the imminent and harmless
breach, were a very vivid commentary upon the
terrible events transpiring on the Continent. The
scene was highly exciting until with a shout the
garrison was defeated, and the tide of battle rolled
nearer the Medway. The firing of the sniders in
the hands of the *' regulars" was in startling contrast
to the action of the old ramrod pieces with which
the Volunteers were armed. The guns of the
attacking force were worked by parties of the
Light Marine Infantry under Major Nepean. They
were an 18-pounder, two 9 pounders, two 241b
howitzers, and a few mortars. 

The assault having
succeeded, the defenders fell back owing to the
second column having effected an entrance at 
Gillingham face. The covering party in the assault on
this defence consisted of two companies of 2nd Tower
Hamlets Engineer Volunteers, who advanced in extended
order at the double to the edge of the counterscarp,
and lay down there. Then followed the
same movements as before with the ladders, only in
this instance the storming company was composed
of two companies of the General Depot
Battalion, nnder Lieutenant Hart. They
charged over the Giilingham face, and the defenders
fell back on to the Ravelin and Cumberland bastion.
The 1st London Engineers were the main body,
while the reserve was formed of the General
Depot Batta'ion. The remainder of the 2nd Tower
Hamlets Volunteers, and the 1st Hants
Volunteers. The Ravelin was carried first,
and then the Cumberland Bastion. After the
operations, the regular troops formed np on the
parade outside the Crimean Arch ; while the Engineers
marched past Major General Brownrigg,
C B., commanding the garrison. A special train
brought the Volunteers to town in the evening.
The Royal Engineer Train and the Army Service
Corps kept the ground, assisted by the local police.

It was pleasant weather both for soldiers and
spectators.






Saturday, 23 August 2025

On Campaign - the finale - phase 2

 The moment of the attack has arrived.  


The mine has been set, using a sketch map.  



The measurement is made, and Mrs H W explodes the mine!



The smoke clears and the crater appears!


The signal is given and the Forlorn Hope spring forward, followed by the Brigade.









Hmm.  More ladders needed?  As the mines at Chatham usually had to be fired in front of the redoubts there was no possibility of a breach.  The attackers needed a at least four more sections of 'escaliers' to effectively storm the Redan, and the umpires agreed that the attackers would be able to keep the defenders heads down, by weight of musketry ... so an honourable draw at the close of play.

Just one thing left to do.





Friday, 22 August 2025

On Campaign - the finale - phase 1

 A beautiful day (four) dawned, and as the mining continued below ground, the toy soldiers deployed for the finale of the Chatham Field Days.


The attacking Brigade is composed of three Battalions and one Independent Company.  


The Brigade 

The Guards (composite) battalion

 The Fore and Fit Princess Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen-Anspach's Merther-Tydfilshire Own Royal Loyal Light Infantry, Regimental District 329A

The Royal Cardigan, Brecon & Radnor Rifles

1 x Independent Coy -  Rifle Brigade with 2 x ladder sections - Royal Engineers as a Forlorn Hope





The Brigade commander observes from the parapet, awaiting the explosion of the mine.  The Divisional HQ are sending orders ...


Meanwhile in the Redan, the Garrison is composed of volunteers from the Central Invalid DepĂ´t at Chatham.  The CO requires some assistance after a heavy night in the Opium Den with John Jasper, the choir master of Cloisterham (Rochester) ...






The Chatham Invalids, 1855












Thursday, 21 August 2025

On Campaign - bombardment


 


With both sides deployed, the first two game days were spent with an artillery duel and sapping and mining.

The besiegers fielded;

    2 x Armstrong heavy guns

    2 x howitzer 

    2 x mortar 

    1 x rocket

The defenders fielded;

    3 x heavy fortress guns 

    1 x fortress gun


The Armstrong cannon




The Congreve Rocket was in a depth position in the Pigsty.





The bombardment was conducted with the excellent Nerf gun - small calibre - and the besiegers weight of fire began to tell.  At the close of play the two Bastions were damaged, and the Redan hit in several places.  Much of this damage could be fixed overnight by the defenders.  However, two of the fortress guns had been destroyed.  The Besiegers received relatively slight losses, with one gun damaged.



At the close of the Campaign day, no breach had been made.  The attackers could conceivably build a new parallel and mass a breaching battery, but all eyes were now turned - underground ...




Tuesday, 19 August 2025

On Campaign - news! Mr Billy Russell of the Times

 Glorious sunshine, and an early start setting up the first game.  

Situation - the lower Chatham Lines are being besieged by the opposition force, who have entrenched/invested the position and mounted their siege guns.  Sapping and mining operations have also begun.  






Before the action begins, a look at the besieging forces, and their HQ.  The Crimean War toy soldiers are very much in evidence, and Lord Raglan will be standing in as 'Backsight Forethought (Snr)' in this campaign.

The Chatham siege exercises attracted crowds of tens of thousands of spectators and were covered by magazines such as the Illustrated London News - so it is appropriate to have the press represented at the HQ, in the form here of the lovely Tradition Billy Russell of the Times.   




Mr Russell of the Times, photographed by Roger Fenton



The Illustrated London News reports on the Chatham Exercises