Friday, 23 November 2018

The King's Chapel of the Strand Militia

The insatiable demand for manpower in the New World has called for all Britons, strong and true, to rouse to the call to arms and face the deadly Rebels in the Colonies.

The cry of 'George Rex' has  even reached the sleepy backwater of the King's Chapel of the Strand...and the Strand Fencibles; the King's Last Resort!

The 'New World' is summoning the 'Backstairs Boys'.....over the hills and far away; to the rescue of Gentleman Johnny...

Who is not lost in the wilderness...

Victory or death!

Saturday, 3 March 2018

Winter Quarters

The winter continues - with a truly remarkable March.  And minds turn to the Spring and the new Campaigning season that will be in the woods and forests of the American Colonies...

but for now, the winter draws on, under the canvas on His Majesty's Bomb Vessel, the Infamy - ice bound in Halifax, Nova Scotia. 

The  Infamy will join a planned amphibious expedition to reduce a Rebel held coastal fortress.

Painting found on a blog - artist name unknown - a scene from the Great Lakes in 1812, I think.

Saturday, 27 January 2018

Trenton, 1776

The Rebel attacked opened on two fronts, and the Hessians held the town for the three moves before beginning their fighting retreat...

The town fell to General Washington, and the Hessians managed to extract their baggage from the field-  so very much honours even for both sides.  

A very pleasant after dinner 'Revolutionary' Little War - with a very good 20 year old Madeira to round off the evening in style.

And three cheers for the King and Elector!!!

Tuesday, 23 January 2018

Trenton, 1776

The post Christmas indoor game pitted Junior as the brave Hessians (having their Christmas winter quarters ruined) against the rebellious subjects of King George - commanded by Junior's chum - and ardent supporter of the 'Rights of Man' - TS.

The Rebels approach....
The Rebel forces were given two free turns of fire and movement - to give that element of surprise.  The Hessians, billeted across the town were activated on a descending D6 roll.  So on Hessian Turn 1 - a 6 was needed to awake a Company, on Turn 2  - a 5/6 &c &c....

A Hessian Company forms and fires....

Sunday, 21 January 2018

Captain Shandy returns

And he is delighted to be back - and in the New World of the restless Colonies....what, what...

And all is quiet on St Stephen's Day, Trenton , New Jersey 1776....

Sunday, 3 July 2016

Experiments in artillery or bigger balls?

Experiments in artillery or bigger balls?

For a number of years I have been working on the ‘Vauban and Shandy’ rules that cover sieges in the Lace Wars era; roughly from King William 3rd to the American Rebellion.  Some unkind persons have commented that the rules are taking slightly longer than the Nine Years War; in my defence I can only claim the wisdom of Shelby Foote.  There is only me and some very patient friends doing this, and not the much larger supporting cast of the era in question.

Some of the fits and starts of this project can be seen here on the ‘Vauban and Shandy’ blog, and some splendid games have been played – indeed a mini campaign. 

One particular visit from a friend, let’s call him Tim, resulted in the gift of some large polystyrene balls.  This shows the true depth of camaraderie that Funny Little Wars has created; and is not a case of a group of people dumping their old crap on each other; in places like basements and carparks.

And then, many months later, whilst wondering how these items could be used – the answer appeared.  


1.       First paint the balls and then attach to a trusty cotton wool bud.

2.       Prepare your target – some unpainted Grenadiers.  Note. Please be assured that there are very few unpainted soldiers in my collection.  No more than 1000.  Hence my recent Martin Luther like ‘Confession’, nailed to the door of ‘The Winning Post, Twickenham’, that I will not be buying unpainted figures in the future.  This confession to expire five minutes after the doors open.

3.       Fire the cannon in the usual manner

4.       The results are excellent.  And please note, for those who are thinking, I am not firing this at my beautiful toy soldiers – here are some beautiful toy soldiers being fired at.

Conclusion – an easy, fun and very effective way to simulate cannonball fire.  Where it hits, hits.  And you can add a 6 or 9” roll effect.

Next the 'bigger ball' as a Mortar!

Friday, 1 July 2016

The advance

The Jacobite cavalry swiftly counter attacked and overran the redoubt - as the Williamite line moved forward and into contact.

The firefights were sharp, and deadly, and a second Jacobite cannon was destroyed.

On the right flank the waiting French regulars fired into the advancing Allied infantry.

The advancing General Williamite general staff prepared to cross the river, with a further regiment in support...

With the firefights proving to be very deadly, both sides decided that the game had reached its conclusion.  The Jacobites and French would retire with a large part of their army intact and march to Limerick.  The Williamite forces - with a 3 : 1 artillery advantage would have crossed the river, but the cost would have been prohibitive.  They were therefore content to follow up the Jacobites and await the inevitable siege.

An excellent little game - perfectly balanced - and with everything still to play for in the campaign.